Please make us smirk. Or say to ourselves, “Clever. Clever.” Or open our mouths at the surreality of your world.
Or make us lose our spleen in disemboweling, howling hahahaha! Ha!
Or get us to smile with a Thurberesque glint in our glass eye. Or growl at your dogged puns.
Humor is cut from many fabrics.
Make a thong of it. Make a song of it. Make us long for more of your work because there was a crumb of levity (snuck in that worldplay).
Submit your work, any type of work (story, essay, memoir, poem, or video); there is no length requirement or limit. In fact, we may serialize your work
There is NO submission fee (although subscribing through Patreon will get you to the top of the submissions pile).
Just one rule: if you submit a video, please do not include any nudity. It violates our Patreon contract, and we do need Patreon to offset some of our costs.
We are completely independent from any institution; most major literary journals are financially subsidized by universities, colleges, and large institutions. We are just individuals throwing money into a Boy Scout campfire without any guidance from den mothers.
So write freely; let the cheese burn on the grill.
Email submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org in pdf or rtf format or give email@example.com access to a googledocs document.
We will pay you somewhere between 1 dollar and 100 dollars for your work. And your work may appear on our website, our YouTube channel and a themed anthology, which we will market and attempt to get distribution for.
The editor has written and published five books, four of which he published through his own company. All five books were distributed through bookstores, libraries, and online. All five benefited from major publicity campaigns.