Category: Totally Fiction, okay?

I’m Not Your Fucking Inspiration

Waukegan, Illinois March 9, 2017 (Staring out the window at the birds hungrily eating at our bird feeder.) DEAR GOD, Ever play the “what if” game? Like what if everyone in the world had to put their toenail clippings in one landfill? Then, what if an artist was hired to make a sculpture out of Read More

The Sadie Hawkins Dance

This is Chinese Eggplant, Zach thought, shaped more like a banana than an egg. Purple, like the American eggplant, but tastes better. “The flavor is more concentrated,” said Zach’s mother, as if reading Zach’s mind. “That’s why it’s better.” Zach picked up the knife and made an incision down the center of the Chinese eggplant, Read More