BY LEAH MUELLER The silver-tongued Leah Mueller sneaks us into the world of 1970s phone addiction. If you drop out of college before you turn 20, you might end up selling sex for a living. At least, this was true in 1979, before the internet was a prayer inside the testicles of porn entrepreneurs. Jerking
Presenting the first chapter of Bing Bang, an ongoing memoir by Mr. Bing Bang, a weak-willed Oriental American publicly pondering his life and surreal times. In this installment, “Chinese Buckwheat” aka Bing Bang drops a flaming crayon on his polyester pants. Southern Baptist madness ensues.